a fall out boy concert is a religious experience like theres chanting and crying its so high energy and you get so inspired- a panic at the disco is a godless orgy basically with bras thrown everywhere and strong weed in the air and a half naked lead singer thrusting everywhere on stage
i cant believe both bands are so closely associated.
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
I hate the universe